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About Thirsty Suitors

In a world where breakups feel like boss fights, one chaotic soul skates, cooks, and battles through exes, awkward family drama, and self-discovery. Thirsty Suitors blends story, turn-based fights, and surreal fun into a heartfelt mess of finding out who you really are.

• Shape your story as Jala with unique Thirstsona builds Heartbreaker, Star, or Bohemian, that shift battles, choices, and how your tale unfolds.
• Dive into a stylish drama that blends awkward romance, culture clashes, and heartfelt moments with chaotic charm.
• Fight your exes in wild battles where emotions are weapons, taunt, flirt, and outmaneuver them with bold narrative combat.
• Cook, skate, and reflect as you navigate family pressures, cultural identity, and the road to self-acceptance in Timber Hills.

Thirsty Suitors Reviews

Thirsty Suitors is a wicked combination of a warm hug and a shot of tequila. It absolutely nails its colourful, over-the-top style in every aspect, keeping you thirsting to jump into your next dramatic turn-based confrontation or unlock a new ridiculous Summon. At the same time, it explores complex family dynamics through a beautifully simple cooking mechanic, and provides thoughtful reflections on cultural expectations, relationships, and the diversity of the queer experience.

Checkpoint Gaming

Developer Outerloop Games prides itself on the diversity of its team, and it shows with aplomb in one of the best games I’ve played all year. I completed a single playthrough of Thirsty Suitors in about 12 hours, yet felt like I had known Timber Hills and its inhabitants far longer than that. I genuinely related to Thirsty Suitors in ways I’ve never connected to a video game before and would love to revisit Jala and company in DLC or a sequel.

RPG Fan

A heartfelt and hilarious couples therapy session, disguised as a stylish RPG. A gem.

PC Gamer

Minimum System Requirements:

• OS: Windows 10 / 11 (64 bits)
• CPU: Intel Core i3-2100, AMD Phenom II X4 965
• RAM: 6 GB
• GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, AMD Radeon HD 6950, Intel Arc A380

Recommended System Requirements:

• OS: Windows 10 / 11 (64 bits)
• CPU: Intel Core i5-3470, AMD FX-8350
• RAM: 8 GB
• GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, AMD Radeon RX 570, Intel Arc A750

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